Best.Valentines.Ever.

Jason • 14th Feb 2006 • General

So I was at the grocery store today doing our weekly grocery shopping, when behind me in line was the greatest display of Valentines love I’ve ever seen.

The reason I turned around was the guy behind me was asking the lady behind him if the card he was getting was good. While they were talking I glanced down at what he was buying. The items were:

• Two packages of rose petals. How sweet! A nice touch on Valentines day.
• Two packages of Jose Ole taquitos. OK, maybe he needed something for lunch tomorrow.
• One box of condoms. With some sweet lovin’ you gotta be protected!
• A full case (24) of Red Bull. Need some energy for all that sweet lovin’!

Separately, not so interesting, but together make a great night…

Rose Petals + Taquitos + Red Bull + Durex = crazy delicious!